Breast Demotivational Poster
CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy
9 Months -
BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.
THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months
Angelina Jolie -
EXCELLENCE - It's all about standing out.
SCIENTIFIC STUDY -
OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!
ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".
BIG GUNS -
BREAST CANCER AWARENESS - The loss of a titty is enough to bring tears to my eyes.
I'VE BEEN TOLD - ...they make great pets. The guinea pigs on the other hand can be a bit demanding.
SHE'S PACKING -
INDECISION - It's frustrating when she can't make her mind up
MARDI GRAS -
WHO NEEDS MOM WHEN I HAVE 4 TEATS TO SUCK ON! -
DENIAL - "Guess you're done feeding with the baby bottle? What does that leave?"
SO TRUE -
Upper Left Breast Pocket -
PERSONAL ADS -
GENETICS - Little Bobby didn't know if it was genetics or instincts, all he could understand was he HAD to cop a feel...
Public Breastfeeding -
BREAST CANCER -
TO HAVE & TO HOLD -
RERUN - Quit your whining. At least you got to run lotion on her back. All I got was a 50ft restraining order.
BREASTS - According To Our New NSFW Guidlines This IS IT...
TIMMY BELIEVES -
THE WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN -
SHOW ME -
A SPORTS BRA -
CUTE AND PERKY -
BIG BOOBS -
WINDOW SEAT -
Baby needs -
Attention Getter -
I HATE WINTER -
GRAVITY - F=G([m1*m2]/D^2)
Happy Thanksgiving -
THREE WISHES - Using the first to enter the Miss America Pageant; The second for unbelieveable beauty; and, Realizing where the third should be applied...
KANGAROO MULTI-TASKING - Because nobody likes a cold cat...