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Breast Demotivational Poster


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa breast examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


9 Months -


TAGS: cars baby love hobbies breasts
Rating: 4.6/5

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vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.


BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.


TAGS: breast implants wrong
Rating: 2.7/5

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Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 12:37 am
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he ate his Spinach..."
Rogue - June 13, 2008, 11:40 am
I like. xD


THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: life time woman human nature origin ape redhead sexy cleavage cat celeb actress breast
Rating: 3.96/5

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Ra Metla - October 27, 2009, 2:02 am
I'm Sorry...Could Someone Read t. Caption To Me...it's hard...to concentrate...one handed...


Angelina Jolie -


TAGS: angelina jolie breast cancer treatment
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2015, 2:57 pm
If you're referring to a time when they were - how should we say - full, then yes. However when she started looking borderline anorexic and they were already shriveling up, I think THAT is when the bemoaning should've began. :-D
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:04 pm
Can I bemoan the loss of her tit to the rest of us?
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 9:13 am
Thus is the vice of for-profit medical practices at the use of corporations.


EXCELLENCE - It's all about standing out.




SCIENTIFIC STUDY -


TAGS: breasts purpose biguns dave barry
Rating: 4.84/5

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DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:01 pm
Ah, sigh, Lana Wood..........
Neko - August 20, 2011, 10:34 pm
i stopped reading at "make males stupid" it was believable enough at that point lol
Budog - August 17, 2011, 4:38 am
More research is definitely needed... 5
mariand - August 17, 2011, 12:53 am
of cour5e


OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!




ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".


TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.


BIG GUNS -




BREAST CANCER AWARENESS - The loss of a titty is enough to bring tears to my eyes.


TAGS: baby breast
Rating: 4.72/5

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I'VE BEEN TOLD - ...they make great pets. The guinea pigs on the other hand can be a bit demanding.


TAGS: pets guineapigs breasts
Rating: 4.78/5

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maoworks2 - July 12, 2012, 6:32 pm
Good One, Light One Up !


CHICK-FAKES -


TAGS: who wants a breast chick fakes
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:07 am
Niiiiice
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:02 am
Yes Aggy, it's true. Chickens have tits.
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Are those real?
ICEMAN - August 10, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mmmmmmm, beer can chicken with lemon. Omm, nommmm nommmm.


SHE'S PACKING -


TAGS: breast weaponry
Rating: 3.82/5

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Kristie - February 2, 2012, 9:10 pm
Goes to show that the alcohol dulls braincells, if she would have thinking clearly she would have thrown donuts with the other hand. They may not have arrested her if she had.


INDECISION - It's frustrating when she can't make her mind up




MARDI GRAS -




WHO NEEDS MOM WHEN I HAVE 4 TEATS TO SUCK ON! -




DENIAL - "Guess you're done feeding with the baby bottle? What does that leave?"




SO TRUE -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 3.64/5

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CHARITY -


TAGS: help breasts cure save cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:15 pm

Chartity begins at home, make sure you help your wife check hers for lumps on a daily basis (strictly for medical/health reasons)


Upper Left Breast Pocket -




INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: if only breasts were brains
Rating: 4.53/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:20 pm
What book?


PERSONAL ADS -




GENETICS - Little Bobby didn't know if it was genetics or instincts, all he could understand was he HAD to cop a feel...




Public Breastfeeding -




BREAST CANCER -




TO HAVE & TO HOLD -




RERUN - Quit your whining. At least you got to run lotion on her back. All I got was a 50ft restraining order.


TAGS: rerun topic 1000 preventer of breast melanoma
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
What! My order was 100 yards
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
:) hehehehehe
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
ah yes, the ol lotion racing down the back trick, and catching the winner at the finish line. nice
rerun - May 14, 2010, 2:38 pm

I got a restraining order just after you did, I am not allowes within 2500 miles of her


BREASTS - According To Our New NSFW Guidlines This IS IT...


TAGS: breasts nsfw
Rating: 4/5

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Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 12:45 pm
Thanks man, i actually got the idea from the mods, there was a poster that got rejected for "too much Breast"
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2010, 12:15 pm
This is actually a pretty good poster Haw! You came a long way in a short time. Keep up the good work!
Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 12:11 pm
I think they are As too
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 3:01 am
Halved breats... Originally B's (aka: not enough)
rerun - June 23, 2010, 2:49 am

they look like "A" cups to me


TIMMY BELIEVES -


TAGS: breasts of life
Rating: 2.8/5

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Slevin - May 11, 2009, 7:42 am
*Dazzed look on face in disbelief of what he just read*


THE WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 27, 2017, 5:14 am
Thank you one and all, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - March 27, 2017, 1:39 am
But I feel motivated.
JesusWept - March 26, 2017, 1:56 pm
1000 posters. I raise my glass ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - March 26, 2017, 11:30 am
1000 posters! Truly impressive! All of them quality too! Congrats on a job well done! Keep up the good work!
Silverheart - March 26, 2017, 8:55 am

And this is your 1000th poster, you Gold Club Member you. Featuring none other than Denise Milani.


BOOBS -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 5/5

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david5300 - July 24, 2017, 6:34 pm
Does her back hurt?
CloudchaserS - June 23, 2017, 5:14 am
A song about boobs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYlytyuKsc
passiveobserver - June 23, 2017, 1:01 am
Flat is justice. Boobs are 3DPD wads of fat. What sexual orientation does that make me then?
Silverheart - June 22, 2017, 7:40 am

Denise Milani's are reeeeaaaalllyy great!
Reality Lord - June 22, 2017, 7:09 am

boobs are great


SHOW ME -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 26, 2015, 10:08 am
LOL! A guy gets what he deserves! Choking on coffee! Hilarious, Cern! 5 ROTFL lions!


A SPORTS BRA -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 11:03 pm
Still I love the bounce and even the perkey nipples. "sigh"


CUTE AND PERKY -




SWIMMING -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 4:51 pm
The babe is LUCY PINDER.
JesusWept - September 10, 2015, 12:25 pm
LMAO!!! Genius! L L L L L


BIG BOOBS -




WINDOW SEAT -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 20, 2016, 10:39 pm
I sat next to a gal on a flight from LAS - ATL. She was feeling sad because no one remembered her 80th birthday anniversary...


Baby needs -


TAGS: another advantage of breastfeeding
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 16, 2016, 11:00 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 10:57 am
nice, UP yours


Attention Getter -


TAGS: breasts boobs conversations naughty experiment
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 26, 2015, 2:14 am
Yes, there will be casualties. Especially if strangers are involved. Sorry.
GaryO - December 25, 2015, 9:44 pm
Did that while in the 'check out' line...checking people out. The guy tried to hit me. Thanks.


Apple -




CLEAVAGE -




Oath -




Photoshop? -




Muscles -




Thoughtful -




I HATE WINTER -


TAGS: breasts
Rating: 4.88/5

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GRAVITY - F=G([m1*m2]/D^2)


TAGS: gravity breasts
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - October 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
Gravity is what every woman fights after a certain age.


Jasmine -




Happy Thanksgiving -




THREE WISHES - Using the first to enter the Miss America Pageant; The second for unbelieveable beauty; and, Realizing where the third should be applied...




KANGAROO MULTI-TASKING - Because nobody likes a cold cat...




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